tellittoreadersdigest:

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

(via un4ssisted)





azunyannakano:

how do i manage to make such a mess of my room when all i do is sit in one spot for 24 hours

(Source: xiaokitten, via leafe-me)





baxtavius:

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

- Buttplumper R. Poopenheimer, Esq.

(Source: oceanicforest)





iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

If you live in Northern Michigan they do..

(Source: spacecamps, via ohjustjulie)





heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

(via mythinkingdiary)





abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.

Ever since losing my grandpa this feeling has been too real for me. Now I can have dreams that are meant to be sad and that feeling is resurfaced. I get a little sad and I remember that feeling. It just hurts so much.

(via 00518)