May 2013
10 posts
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
trugazi:
i just misread ragecomics as reaganomics and i’m not entirely sure which is more terrible tbh
thepensivebrony:
“You shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you.”
Finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. But only them. Only they have earned it. No sadness for anyone else, at all, ever.
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
sinkingsouls:
If a dog can understand no, so can you.
April 2013
10 posts
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octupac:
if caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier why cant i
1 tag
March 2013
65 posts
I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them
5 tags
Today a girl that I went to high school with and I...
She replies with, “I knew there was a reason I never liked you.”
All I could say was, “Sorry not sorry. I’m not going to feel bad about offending someone that is okay with taking away basic human rights.”
And this is the truth. I will call you every name in the book because THAT IS HOW YOU ARE. You may have convinced yourself that you’re a good person but that...
1 tag
every-word-handwritten:
16 year old me is sad that MCR broke up. Present day, 22 year old me can give a shit less.
avengedatthedisco:
how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul
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Male saliva has testosterone and female saliva has...
So when guys kiss guys it’s all sexual
And when girls kiss girls it’s all happy
