July 2011
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While I was driving to work today, I was going down the road and I noticed a snake crawling around by my windshield wipers. Then it moved up my windshield. I screamed and stalled out the neon.
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You know how..
Someone buys a pizza for someone else in movies? Like, the pizza guy shows up to the door and the person is like “I didn’t order a pizza!” and the pizza guy is like “Well its already paid or (: “
You can’t really do that in real life. If you order online with a credit card, you have to show ID and shit at the door. And if you call and try to explain the...
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Holy Shit.
My mind just exploded. I read “This Lullaby” by Sarah Dessen like last summer, and now I’m reading “Just Listen” and I’m at the part where they’re going to the Truth Squad concert and I knew I heard that name from somewhere and then they said “HATE SPINNERBAIT!” My brain literally exploded.
I love when authors do this.
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